Pity the readers who don’t know that comics writer Gail Simone loves to poke at the weak spots of devoted fan communities. Their heads have probably exploded now. Simone’s a longtime veteran who’s writing, among other things, the Tomb Raider comic-book series that connects last year’s hit game to its just announced sequel. She also loves trolling comics fans on Twitter. Seriously, go back through her timeline and see her joke about how boring Cyclops is or how she just doesn’t get why people like characters like Batman or Boba Fett. If you didn’t know she’s kidding, her words would be enough to create megaton explosions amongst X-Men, Batman or Star Wars lovers.
https://kotaku.com/new-tomb-raider-is-coming-to-xbox-one-1588137526 So, on the first day of E3, the games-loving writer let loose a bunch of tweets snarking at made-up announcements from interactive industry movers and shakers. There’s good stuff in there:cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1588301474","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"microsoft,nintendo","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); Nintendo is developing the Mega
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fifty guys to shake your house. — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 Wow! The Xbox One is announcing a series of adorable hats you can put on your console! THIS is gaming goodness! #E3 — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 Huh. Hey,
Sony, you DO realize the "Dual Shock Gauntlet" is just a Nintendo Power Glove in black, right? Wow wow wow. #E3 — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 Wow, Disney buying Capcom, I did NOT see that coming!
#e3 — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 Wow, that's the big ps4 announcement, Uncharted Remastered? How about some NEW games, Sony?!?! — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 One thing though, they should do a fighting game where all the characters from different games fight. Get on it, Nintedno! — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 Marvel in Kingdom Hearts? ABOUT TIME. #E3 — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone)
HUC99 June 9, 2014 In other news, the big Xbox One announcement is KINECT FOOSBALL WITH KEVIN FEDERLINE. Way to raise your game, Microsoft! #e3 — Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) June 9, 2014 Kevin Federline… man, I’m having all kinds of Teen People flashbacks over here. Not cool, Gail Simone. Not cool at all.
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